Chances are, if you’ve seen me in the last, oh, four or five months, I haven’t been wearing pants. I have officially embraced the no-pants revolution and am rocking leggings just about erry day of the week.
Unfortunately, my new way of life is being attacked on all sides. First, there was the blog post heard ’round the world—you know the one I’m talking about, in which the writer vowed to abandon all stretchy fabric to avoid inspiring lustful gazes.
(Is it just me, or does that justification fall dangerously close to the she-deserved-it argument that says a woman’s outfit triggered her rape?)
Now, lawmakers in Montana want to ban yoga pants in public—at least flesh-covered ones (which, insanely, would make that transcendent video of Sergei Polunin dancing to Hozier illegal). I hesitate to call upon the Right’s go-to argument of the slippery slope, but HB 365 would pave the way to legislating my sartorial choices and comfort, regardless of the color of my leggings. After all, Republican David Moore added that yoga pants “should be illegal in public anyway.”
Perhaps women should go back to wearing floor-length skirts at all time—heck, they should just stay in the kitchen, where they definitely won’t risk giving any men-folk impure thoughts. Maybe that’ll be the next bill.
In the meantime, though, I’ll continue wearing leggings because I damn well want to.
I’ll wear leggings because they allow me to chase after my daughter and because they don’t have belt buckles that dig into her back when she sits on my lap.
I’ll wear leggings because they’re comfortable and they feel good. Even if pants and skirts aren’t exactly corsets/Spanx/Chinese foot binding, they’re not always the most comfortable thing to slip on, and I reserve the right to pass on them.
I’ll wear leggings because I want to show my daughter that women should wear whatever the eff we want. We are responsible for ourselves; we are not responsible for others’ feelings and thoughts. We do not have to restrict what we wear to moderate what someone else might think.
I’ll wear leggings because sometimes it’s all I can do to brush my teeth and hair, and getting dressed in an actual outfit is just too much.
I’ll wear leggings because politicians and prudes don’t want me to.
Join me—or not—but let’s all call out ridiculous attempts to legislate women’s bodies and what we decide to put on them.
PS – I loved “How Accepting Leggings as Pants Made Me a Better Feminist.” (To wit: “My leggings epiphany has shown me that I need to tell my Creepy Subconscious Slut-Shaming Cave Dweller to shut up. Judging a person based on what they wear is weird and wrong. And in the case of women, it furthers sexual objectification and the idea that appearance is a woman’s most important characteristic.”) Yes, yes, yes!
I am with you!
what a cutie
what a cutie
this debate is a bit ludicrous! if you’re dressed and nothing is showing that might be considered “private” then everyone needs to shut the hell up. i’d rather ban mini bandage dresses than leggings. at least the second one covers your butt!
RE the private part (oops, no pun intended): This law would also conflict with laws protecting women’s right to breastfeed. I completely get the notion of public decency and so forth, but spending time on legislating what people can wear isn’t a good use of resources.
this debate is a bit ludicrous! if you’re dressed and nothing is showing that might be considered “private” then everyone needs to shut the hell up. i’d rather ban mini bandage dresses than leggings. at least the second one covers your butt!
If leggings cause lustful thoughts, why don’t we just blindfold men?
love this idea!! especially as I am sitting here in my leggings right now!
Haha me too!
Now THAT is an idea.
If leggings cause lustful thoughts, why don’t we just blindfold men?
love this idea!! especially as I am sitting here in my leggings right now!
Haha me too!
Now THAT is an idea.
I’m wearing leggings right now and have all day. 🙂 I’m with you.
Leggings for life!!
I’m wearing leggings right now and have all day. 🙂 I’m with you.
Leggings for life!!
I love this post. It hits the point right on the head, and does so with wit. I’m still chuckling about “I’ll wear leggings because politicians and prudes don’t want me to.”
Maybe it’s my defiant streak. 😉
I love this post. It hits the point right on the head, and does so with wit. I’m still chuckling about “I’ll wear leggings because politicians and prudes don’t want me to.”
Maybe it’s my defiant streak. 😉
I now feel like I need to go out and buy leggings in support!
Oh Pech, come to the dark side!!! I’m such a leggings pusher haha!
I now feel like I need to go out and buy leggings in support!
Oh Pech, come to the dark side!!! I’m such a leggings pusher haha!
this country really upsets me at times they keep us so repressed. Look at others where it’s okay for woman to go topless, or men, and women share the same sauna, or Japan where whole families bathe together, I’l bet that their rape cases are a lot lower than they are here simply because it’s not a mystry there as to how people are different.
this country really upsets me at times they keep us so repressed. Look at others where it’s okay for woman to go topless, or men, and women share the same sauna, or Japan where whole families bathe together, I’l bet that their rape cases are a lot lower than they are here simply because it’s not a mystry there as to how people are different.
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